out of egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and i shake the dirt from my sandals as i run

Friday, April 13, 2007

What I Should've Said 2

[2nd installment in our whatever-part series]

Friday April 13, 2007, 9:45 am. Bond St between State and Schermerhorn.

I'm walking to the subway. A dude wants money.

Homeless dude: Excuse me sir!

Me: (I say nothing. I walk past.)

Homeless dude: You bald-headed mother fucker!

What I said: nothing

What I Should've Said: You can tell???